An Elvish Satchel Stuffed With 32 Lord of the Rings Memes for Hobbits Simply Walking into Mordor

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    wrong number my bad Who this Imma tell Sauron you got his ring what are you going to gain from it Delivered
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    NO MAN CAN KILL ME I AM NO MAN BAMBOOZLED AGAIN
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    Find yourself an orc who looks at your meat like he does
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    "Gondor calls for aid! "My thoughts and prayers are with Gondor. Sending positive energy their way."
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    When you're fighting with your siblings in the the store and you're mom's just like: Enough! Quiet! All of you, We're being watched.
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    Sam and Frodo Sam and foto Sam and Frito Fritos The ORIGINAL @rckrusekontrol Sam and Froyo
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    Saruman when he's not playing heavy metal
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    Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! Oh, the irony...
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    Undead Army: Ok we've beaten the Haradrim for you. Aragorn: What about Mordor? You discovered a Premium feature! You have to upgrade from the free trial version to the full version GOT IT
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    9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE COOL AND Aragorn, son of Arathorn Heir to the Throne of Gondor INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS Let's go Take two trips. You're welcome I'm taking the day off.. Hurry up! I had a great time.. Long time no see Hope so Okay I'll do it SAY THIS COOL THING I bid you stand You cannot wield it. None of us can. You bow to no one I can avoid being seen if I wish Gentlemen, we do not stop 'til nightfall. I thought I had wandered into a dream. Long have you hunte
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    do you remember the shire mr frodo?
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    Strider in the corner of the prancing pony
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    Gimli tastes the blood he found in a leaf in Fangorn Forest Gimli knows what Orc blood tastes like @danklotrmemes
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    Empty wrapping paper tube: *exists* Everyone: This is a good sword.
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    Legolas, two already! I'm on seventeen! E and I took that personally
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    You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you...feasting! The salted pork is and... and smoking! particularly good.
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    53 IT CANNOT BE.
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    Lord of the Rings movies? No thanks, I prefer the Hobbit trilogy.
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    Me: Let's watch a Lord of the Rings movie Friend: Which one? Me: All of them at once, I suppose...
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    Harambe? It cannot be. You fell! I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide!
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    Me My spare 11 hours Lord of the Rings Extended Editions I'll take that my lad
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    9 CONVERSATIONAL TRICKS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE COOL AND SARUMAN INSTEAD OF SAYING THIS Can we talk? Don't mess with me Don't ignore me It's late! I know why you're here You smell It's a good idea You want the deets? You are useless SAY THIS COOL THING Can we not take counsel together as we once did? So you have chosen... death. You've been busy of late, my friend The hour is later than you think For that is why you have come, is it not? You stink of horse It would be wise, my friend So, yo
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    You are without a doubt the worst wizard I've ever heard of But you have heard of me.
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    When he asks you that one question you have been waiting for justgirlythings What about second breakfast?
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    When she asks for something long and impressive, so you whip out LORD LORD LORDRINGS
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    Her: I've never seen LOTR Me and the boys: @lotr_memes_nsfw BM
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    Sam: Sam! They took the ring!
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    Sauron Sauroff
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    Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve ??? ??? his guests Bilbo
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    BED AND BREAKFAST BED AND BREAKFAST AND BREAKFAST
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    Boromir wouldn't have needed that much oil
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    Why didn't they use the eagles to fly to Mordor? blocked

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